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Wonderful Me Single
Written by JEFF MOSS
Date 1977
Publisher Festival Attractions Inc.

"Knock Three Times" is a about the number 3 sung by OSCAR THE GROUCH. He explains that if you want to see him, you can knock 3 times on his TRASH CAN lid but he'll yell "GO AWAY!". If you want to take him for a drive, you can honk 3 times, but he'll just stay in his TRASH CAN. & if you want to talk to him you can call & let the phone ring 3 times but he won't answer. Cause he doesn't want to talk to, ride with, or see anybody! But at the end of the song he realizes that if nobody knocks, honks or rings 3 times there won't be anyone to bother him!! "So he says, "So maybe you could knock 3 times or honk 3 times or ring 3 times. Whatever."









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If you want to see me
I'll tell you what to do
Knock 3 times on my TRASH CAN lid, & then I'll know it's you.
Knock 3 times (knock, knock, knock sound)
Knock 3 times (knock, knock, knock sound)
Knock 3 times & here's what I'll do:
I'll yell, "GO AWAY!"
Cause I don't wanna see you.

If you want to take me driving
Out riding in your car
Drive on up & honk 3 times, & I'll know who you are.
Honk 3 times (honk, honk, honk sound)
Honk 3 times (honk, honk, honk sound)
Honk 3 times & here's what I'll do:
I'll just stay in my TRASH CAN
Cause I don't wanna ride with you.

(Spoken)
Now I want ya to understand somethin real clear!

Now I don't care it you're big or small
& I don't care if you're short or tall
Cause every spring & summer, winter & fall
I don't wanna see anybody at all! BUT!

If you want to call me
When I am all alone
Dial my number & ring 3 times, & I'll know it's you on the phone.
Ring 3 times (ring, ring, ring sound)
Ring 3 times (ring, ring, ring sound)
Ring 3 times & here's what I'll do:
I won't pick up the phone
Cause I don't wanna talk to you.
(& I don't wanna ride with you.
& I don't wanna SEE you.)

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