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Nasty Dan
Written by JEFF MOSS
Date 1973
Publisher Festival Attractions Inc
EKA Episode 1247

"Nasty Dan" is a song that was performed by Johnny Cash during SESAME STREET Season 5. He sang it to OSCAR THE GROUCH, who made occasional interjections.

A recording by Claude François managed to reach number 1 on the pop chart in France.









ReleasesEdit

Oscar the Grouch with Johnny Cash Nasty Dan

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LyricsEdit

(spoken)
(OSCAR THE GROUCH suddenly emerges from his TRASH CAN when Johnny Cash bangs his guitar on IT).

OSCAR - Who goes there?

Johnny Cash - You'll like this.

(sung)
Johnny - Old Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew
He'd stomp & scream & be real mean the whole day through

(OSCAR - Yeah?)

He'd frown a bunch
He ate nails for lunch
& he'd never laugh

(OSCAR - Wow! OSCARd like him!)

He'd growl & yell & I heard tell he never took a bath

(OSCAR - Wow.)

NASTY DAN

(OSCAR - NASTY DAN?)

Was a nasty man!

(OSCAR - Yeah?)

Hard to understand that NASTY DAN

(OSCAR - Hmm.)

Now NASTY DAN was a nasty man the whole day long

(OSCAR - Good for him!)

He'd go where he could & he'd try real good to make things go wrong

(OSCAR - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.)

He'd jump for joy when a little boy would trip & fall

(OSCAR - Really mean.)

& the only words that he ever said were "I don't like you at all."

(OSCAR - Yeah, right on!)

NASTY DAN

(OSCAR - Yeah.)

Was a nasty man

(OSCAR - Heh, heh, heh.)

Hard to understand that NASTY DAN

(spoken)

Johnny - Now here's the best part, it's about a girl named Nasty Pearl.

OSCAR : Oh, she sounds okay too!

(sung)

Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl who met DAN somehow
She said, "You're like me, ROTTEN as can be, let's get married now."
So they went & they did & had a nasty kid & I must confess
That DAN pretty much leaves everybody alone now
& he doesn't bother anybody anymore
'Cause he just lives in his nasty old house
With his nasty old wife

(OSCAR - Yeah?)

& his nasty kid

(OSCAR - Yeah?)

In nasty happiness!

(OSCAR - Far out!)

he's a happy man!

(OSCAR - Yeah.)

Hard to understand that NASTY DAN

(spoken)

OSCAR - Wow, that was really great.

Johnny - You like that?

OSCAR - & say, aren't you Johnny TRASH?

Johnny - Cash.

OSCAR - Cash, Cash.

Johnny - Have a ROTTEN day.

OSCAR - Wow, there goes my kind of guy.

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