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The Grouch Song
Written by JEFF MOSS
Date 1970
Publisher Festival Attractions, Inc.
EKA Episode 0266
1st Episode 0266

"The GROUCH Song" is a song that OSCAR THE GROUCH sings to let someone know that they would make a beautiful GROUCH.







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The Grouch Song Single

If ya wake up in the mornin' mean & grumpy
& ya frown at everybody that ya see
& if ya like your oatmeal nice & cold & lumpy
Then youre a GROUCH like ME

If ya love it when its wet & cold & raining
& the music that you like is all off key
If youre happiest whenever youre complaining
Then youre a GROUCH like ME

If ya hate it when your Grandma kisses you
Ya know what? Well ME, too!
If ya love to see a GARBAGE truck roll by
Ya know what? So do I!

& if ya think a great big pile of TRASH is pretty
& that ice cream is YUCKY as can be
If you cant stand a cuddly little kitty
Then youre a GROUCH like ME

(Spoken with music still playing)

Ya know youre a GROUCH if ya hate to smile & ya dont like anybody
else to smile either. & if ya love to see a truck splash MUD all over
somebodys clean clothes, heh-heh-heh, you just might be a GROUCH!

& if ya think a great big pile of TRASH is pretty
& that ice cream is YUCKY as can be
If you cant stand a cuddly little kitty
& yad like to chase her up the nearest tree
Then you can be pretty sure that youre a GROUCH like ME!

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